
Compré unos tejanos de marca irrelevante con mensaje "personalizado" en forma de bola de navidad negra. Un color como cualquier otro para la navidad, que dice así:
"I am an individual. I am a leader, not a follower. If you're my friend, I am the one who will always have your back. If you're my enemy, I am the one your mother warned you about. I am whoever I want to be..."
En un alarde de ego desenfrenado, escribo:
"Maybe if I'm your friend... or close to you... I'm the one your mother warned you about. Perhaps, I just love to pretend."
La realidad es que:
"If I am your friend you will forget to answer me, even by e-mail or texting, you will say sorry so many times, that it will lost its meaning. You know I love cactus, so I will love your friendship drops no matter when. If you are my enemy, I can tell you that it has been a pleasure to meet you, and learn something about myself. My mother never warned me about how difficult it's to be someone and survive."
Objetivos: Repetid conmigo: "We are not followers", pero como si nos lo creyéramos. ¡Venga, otra vez!
Tiempo robado si has leído hasta aquí: Lo que tardas en probarte unos tejanos, jeans de toda la vida, y comprobar si te quedan bien o no. Vamos, si te hacen un buen culo. ¿Se me ve gordo?